Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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