i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
operation have a gay friend backfired
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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