Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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