O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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