you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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