What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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