can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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