Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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