I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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