i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You're a disaster
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