Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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