we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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