just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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