he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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