yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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