Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
