found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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