god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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