Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
tell me about the eggs
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