I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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