Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
