he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
then he tried to convert me to islam
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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