hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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