3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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