My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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