Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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