Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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