Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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