Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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