did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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