She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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