he wants to bone in the snuggie
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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