I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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