i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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