If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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