Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize