Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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