We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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