Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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