If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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