So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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