Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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