Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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