We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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