my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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