I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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