i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Randomize
