i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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