He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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