oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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