Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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