Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
