I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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