i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
why is half of my head shaved?
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